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Player Profile

David Uhlfelder


Nationality :American
  • Nickname Gopher: (it was from high school)
  • DOB: 9/26/98
  • Teams you support North Melbourne Kangaroos
  • How long have you played footy? 1 month
  • Favourite/preferred position? Benchwarmer. Alternatively, midfield is fun.
  • Favourite moment with the Dragons? Whenever someone realizes their team is below the Kangaroos on the ladder this year
  • Most embarrassing moment? Whenever I try a distance handball
  • Teammate you admire most? Why? Pat, for having an accent I still can’t understand
  • Occupation? Struggling stand-up comedian
  • Favourite food/drink? Gatorade and Gatorade powder
  • Best footy/life advice? If you’re asking a 19 year old for life advice, you must really be hitting rock bottom
  • Three people you would invite to dinner Nicholas Cage’s Character from “The Rock”, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, and My per rock benny
  • Favourite movie/music/travel destination The underrated 2004 classic Eurotrip,
  • The Ausrock classic “Holy Grail” by Hunters and Collectors, definitely not Florida
  • What don’t we know about you? All the stuff the government has marked as classified